When my friend Jorge gets hungry at the office and sees the same ol’ played-out snacks in the vending machine, he doesn’t just passively lament over his lack of options. He whips out graphs and cartoons.
So, move over Dilbert. We have got a new player in town.
Beware: If the word “f**k” is not your thing or laughing makes you pee your pants a little, then let me steer you to something more inocuous like my feature on the best farmers market stands.
It all started with Jorge pondering over the vending machine options at work:
Key takeaway: A bag of Swedish fish is the best vending machine option as stamps continue to not be edible
Bag analytics:
Jorge making a point that the man is always trying to screw you. In this case, the man is holding back on the best flavor in the Swedish Fish bag.
The battle to become the ultimate Swedish Fish: After being cooped up in a plastic bag for so long, these fish are feeling feisty and in survivalist mode.
We have a victor!
How a victorious Super Swedish Fish likes to celebrate:
Apparently, Super Swedish Fish changes colors when he is in the moment
